By Seth MacFarlane
From the writer of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is bored stiff with the tough lifetime of the yankee frontier, the place it kind of feels every thing and something can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. anything known as "toe-foot." Even a visit to the outhouse. sure, there are 1000000 how you can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it logic. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert comes to a decision to struggle back—even even though he can't shoot, experience, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a stunning gunslinger who's difficult sufficient for the either one of them. regrettably, she's married to the most important, meanest, so much jealous bad-ass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply stumbled on one million and one how you can die within the West.
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8]. Take the side spur to the left to the Thomas family cemetery, and then retrace your steps back to the main trail. From the bur oak you begin to hike through an oak-hickory savanna. In the spring the ground is covered with mayapple. Note that only plants with a pair of leaves bear a flower. ). From here you can see the broad valley shaped by the ancient Fox River. 5 mi. the trail comes to a T; go right , hiking up a moraine. At the top experience a great view of the area. ; go left  and, within a few steps at the V, go right.
A Million Ways to Die in the West by Seth MacFarlane